Invaded by BIG bugs

First the Grand-daddy long legs is making out under the eve with his lady friend.
Then we have the BIG spider in the bedroom!
And then the spider in the kitchen. I think we need to spray or something.

Jack and the Beanstalk...almost

Once upon a time, there was a wisteria plant that wasn't very happy just living on the deck. It aspired to much greater things. It wondered what it would be like to see across the river and down to Portland. But, alas, how could this be. Then one day, the Wisteria plant realized it could reach up and over the roof and to its delight, found a tall, tall antennae. This looked like the answer to the dream. So... up, up, up it grew to the very top of the antennae. But, the big mean ogres Linda and Larry didn't want it there since it now had grown into the wind meter, the rain meter and was inviting all its friends to climb up with it. So, the vine was hewn down, banished to grace only the deck. Linda and Larry lived happily ever after.